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Old 12-15-2009, 11:18 AM   #1
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The twinkes aren't for everyone. I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac.
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Old 12-15-2009, 03:04 PM   #2
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From Me to ********@gmail.com
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

Hey there!

Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?

Michael Murphy
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RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

HELL NO!!!
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Old 12-15-2009, 03:06 PM   #3
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Thanks for the reminder, guys. I hadn't visited this site in a while.

Hilaaaaaaarious as always!!
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:04 PM   #4
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The translation from French to English in his last one is quite funny. LOL This guy is good!
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