EMAILS FROM AN A$$HOLE (I didn't say Ma$$hole)

Omg

c'mon, it isn't like i'm eating the animals after i kill them. I just kill them because i hate deer.

I can't tell you how many times I've stepped in deer sh!t - they sh!t everywhere. They are worse than old people.

OMG - now i'm finished w/ reading it but I can't stop laughing.

From Me to Joanna ********:

Wow, I never thought I would find someone as pretentious as Bono, but you take the cake. Next time I bite into a savory beef brisket, I'll think of you.