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Old 02-19-2010, 06:50 AM   #1
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Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound determination to become the next famous bodybuilder, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department.

"Please, Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them every day."

"I don't know, Michael. It's really a big commitment on your part," the father pointed out.

"Please, Dad?!"

"They're not cheap either."

"I'll use them Dad, I promise. You'll see."

Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.

From the corner of the store he heard his son yell, "What!? You mean I have to carry them to the car?!"
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:54 AM   #2
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That sounds right.
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:38 AM   #3
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Nice!!
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Old 02-19-2010, 08:14 AM   #4
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That sh!t is heavy!!!
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