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Old 03-24-2010, 09:08 AM   #1
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LOL I'm assuming this is not legit...
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yahoo international lottery organization bangkok thailand,25 emails chosen out of 50.ooo.oo,12yrs,2008 made me think my life was about to change,thinking i could take care of my mother,and grandchildren for life,i cried this mornning thinking god has blessed me with peace of mind,then i decieded to see if yahoo was running a lottery,and just 3hrs ago im being told this is a scam,my life is not secure,i feel raped,violated,deppressed,and stupid,i really thought this one was real because they didnt ask me to send any money,or for a checking account nummber,they told me they took 10 percent allready,and paid a courior to deliver my atm card excepted all over the world,directly to me,and that after i recieved my winnings i could pay them back for that service,I still cant believe this is a scam,people who do this to innicent people,i curse to a life of missery,and sadness x 3 so mote it be.god speed to the stopping of cruel unhonset,evil people who do these horable things.sincerly,valarie
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:11 AM   #2
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the best thing are the craigslist scams. when you sell an item sometimes you are contacted by a nigerian who will send you a check for thousands of dollars more than people are asking for and you are supposed to send them a check for the difference. My roomates and I make a game out of messing with these people. We currently have a check written out to Mike Hunt (say mike hunt fast if you dont get it) for 2500. The best thing is when you are apprehensive with these people and ask to talk to them on the phone and then just mess with them even more. They get sooooo aggravated.

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yahoo international lottery organization bangkok thailand,25 emails chosen out of 50.ooo.oo,12yrs,2008 made me think my life was about to change,thinking i could take care of my mother,and grandchildren for life,i cried this mornning thinking god has blessed me with peace of mind,then i decieded to see if yahoo was running a lottery,and just 3hrs ago im being told this is a scam,my life is not secure,i feel raped,violated,deppressed,and stupid,i really thought this one was real because they didnt ask me to send any money,or for a checking account nummber,they told me they took 10 percent allready,and paid a courior to deliver my atm card excepted all over the world,directly to me,and that after i recieved my winnings i could pay them back for that service,I still cant believe this is a scam,people who do this to innicent people,i curse to a life of missery,and sadness x 3 so mote it be.god speed to the stopping of cruel unhonset,evil people who do these horable things.sincerly,valarie

Noting the grammar and spelling in that account; anyone who would actually fall for this is a moron and probably has a cumulative family IQ of 85.

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Old 03-24-2010, 10:32 AM   #3
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yahoo international lottery organization bangkok thailand,25 emails chosen out of 50.ooo.oo,12yrs,2008 made me think my life was about to change,thinking i could take care of my mother,and grandchildren for life,i cried this mornning thinking god has blessed me with peace of mind,then i decieded to see if yahoo was running a lottery,and just 3hrs ago im being told this is a scam,my life is not secure,i feel raped,violated,deppressed,and stupid,i really thought this one was real because they didnt ask me to send any money,or for a checking account nummber,they told me they took 10 percent allready,and paid a courior to deliver my atm card excepted all over the world,directly to me,and that after i recieved my winnings i could pay them back for that service,I still cant believe this is a scam,people who do this to innicent people,i curse to a life of missery,and sadness x 3 so mote it be.god speed to the stopping of cruel unhonset,evil people who do these horable things.sincerly,valarie
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