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05-07-2010, 11:38 AM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
heard this from a comedian...
Did you know that the human body is more than 70% water? Lucky I'm thirsty |
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05-07-2010, 11:58 AM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
You: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why? You: 'Cause I can see me in your pants. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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05-07-2010, 12:40 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Me: Did that hurt?
Chick: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from heaven? |
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05-07-2010, 12:49 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! |
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05-07-2010, 12:56 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby???
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05-10-2010, 01:27 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
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I hear ya brother!
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