post your favorite pick up lines

[BigAsh]

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.

MCS

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

[MajorCaptSilly]

Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

MCS

[Skywalker]

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

MCS

WTF???

[safariguy]

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

MCS

That is some funny stuff. Reminds me a of a joke I heard in this same thread a few months ago... posted by the same MCS.