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Old 06-24-2010, 03:13 PM   #1
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The one that always worked for me was..."Hey I'm Albert and you are?"

You may want to substitute your own name but hey do what ever you think will work
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Old 06-24-2010, 03:20 PM   #2
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Hey, I'm Albert and you are....?
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Old 06-24-2010, 03:21 PM   #3
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Sister Smith how you doin?
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:32 PM   #4
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"Hey I'm Albert and you are?"
That might actually work better than Pete. Not that I would need to ever say such a thing, but being prepared is what it is all about.
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