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			 Dear Lord, Thank You. 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			I'd also like to add that a slap in the head is not cause for a lawsuit. We call it a lesson. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			A good asskicking is sometimes the perfect tool for arousing an epiphany, as well.  
		
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			Not a lawsuit, a criminal complaint for assault and battery.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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