what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?

[T.G]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

I know that they're not infused, but gawd, they were awful! I bought a box 'cause they were on sale for a stupid low price. I gave it the ol' college try, I smoked about 5 of 'em before I gave-up.

Heh. I've done that before too.

Then there was that one night years ago I went cheap cigar hunting on cbid while drunk.

Big mistake. Ended up with a huge box, way too large to fit in the lockers at the post office (the clerk brought the box out to the counter on a freaking cart, and I was just standing there going WTF? This box must have been at least 2ft square, maybe closer to 3 in one dimension) full of crap cigars and 10 empty boxes showing up the next week that I didn't even remember ordering. Funny thing was, it only cost me less than $100 to fill that. So, that should give you an idea just how bad most of them were. Everything on CI's "Unsmokeables" page, yeah, I've tried them... and then some...

[Adriftpanda]

Creamosas aren't that bad compared to that Lars Gorilla Finger.

[acarr]

Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

Creamosas aren't that bad compared to that Lars Gorilla Finger.

Blasphemy! I have to say a Gurkha Legend is the worst.

[Subvet642]

Originally Posted by T.G

Heh. I've done that before too.

Then there was that one night years ago I went cheap cigar hunting on cbid while drunk.

Big mistake. Ended up with a huge box, way too large to fit in the lockers at the post office (the clerk brought the box out to the counter on a freaking cart, and I was just standing there going WTF? This box must have been at least 2ft square, maybe closer to 3 in one dimension) full of crap cigars and 10 empty boxes showing up the next week that I didn't even remember ordering. Funny thing was, it only cost me less than $100 to fill that. So, that should give you an idea just how bad most of them were. Everything on CI's "Unsmokeables" page, yeah, I've tried them... and then some...

Generally speaking, Unsmokable as a description doesn't inspire any confidence in the product.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

Generally speaking, Unsmokable as a description doesn't inspire any confidence in the product.

Yup. Unfortunately, they didn't have that page back then to warn me.

Gee, I just bought half a dozen 5er's of Rosa Cubas and Oreo Cubanas for $1 each along with an entire box of Don Elias for $7, what could possibly go wrong?

[Subvet642]

Originally Posted by T.G

Yup. Unfortunately, they didn't have that page back then to warn me.

Gee, I just bought half a dozen 5er's of Rosa Cubas and Oreo Cubanas for $1 each along with an entire box of Don Elias for $7, what could possibly go wrong?

What went wrong was they were delivered.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by longknocker

Wow!!!! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner For That Feat, Brother!

Yeah, I won the dunk dumbass award for that one for sure.

Originally Posted by Subvet642

What went wrong was they were delivered.

Yup.

[longknocker]

Originally Posted by T.G

Heh. I've done that before too.

Then there was that one night years ago I went cheap cigar hunting on cbid while drunk.

Big mistake. Ended up with a huge box, way too large to fit in the lockers at the post office (the clerk brought the box out to the counter on a freaking cart, and I was just standing there going WTF? This box must have been at least 2ft square, maybe closer to 3 in one dimension) full of crap cigars and 10 empty boxes showing up the next week that I didn't even remember ordering. Funny thing was, it only cost me less than $100 to fill that. So, that should give you an idea just how bad most of them were. Everything on CI's "Unsmokeables" page, yeah, I've tried them... and then some...

Wow!!!! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner For That Feat, Brother!