You know it's a good cigar when...

So I'm walking by my "Stinky" ashtray last night when I see the remains of a Cohiba Grand Reserva. I picked it up, put it to my lips and started to fire her back up. Suddenly, after a few puffs I got reaaaaaally sick and began spewing vomit violently from my mouth.

I awoke in a cold sweat. Phew. Just a dream.