It's so hot that...

Steve · 08-24-2010, 06:47 AM

..The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

..The trees are whistling for the dogs.

..The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

..Hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.

..You can make sun tea instantly.

..You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

..The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

..You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

..You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

..You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

..You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

..Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

..You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

TripleF · 08-24-2010, 06:56 AM

check your pm's bro

kelmac07 · 08-24-2010, 11:05 AM

loki · 08-24-2010, 11:28 AM

the heat is so oppressive i actually saw it drag a guy out of his car and beat him

JaKaacH · 08-24-2010, 11:29 AM

I saw a bunch of winos passing around a Dilly Bar!

It is so hot and dry that I found a tick on a catfish!

kydsid · 08-24-2010, 11:58 AM

It is so hot that Steve thinks he actually lives in a hot climate.

Steve · 08-24-2010, 12:28 PM

Coming from where you are...you are correct!

Actually, when I saw this, I immediately thought of TripleF

CBI_2 · 08-24-2010, 05:05 PM

Cows are giving evaporated milk.

Powers · 08-24-2010, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

thanks for the joke steve! When it gets to be august in Florida, i start sweatin' like a wh*re in church

CBI_2 · 08-24-2010, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UFPowersmoker320

thanks for the joke steve! When it gets to be august in Florida, i start sweatin' like a wh*re in church

Sooo. Ummmm. How do you know a wh*re sweats in church?

GolfNut · 08-24-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

Sooo. Ummmm. How do you know a wh*re sweats in church?

I'll bite. How?

CBI_2 · 08-24-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GolfNut

I'll bite. How?

GolfNut · 08-24-2010, 07:35 PM

It's so hot here, the fish are knocking on the door, askin' for a drink of water.

GolfNut · 08-24-2010, 07:36 PM

Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch

Powers · 08-24-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBI_2

Sooo. Ummmm. How do you know a wh*re sweats in church?

Its a sayin' my Grandpa always said, i don't question it!

CBI_2 · 08-24-2010, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UFPowersmoker320

Its a sayin' my Grandpa always said, i don't question it!

That's a big 10-4 there brother.

CigarDisciple · 08-25-2010, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaKaacH

I saw a bunch of winos passing around a Dilly Bar!

It is so hot and dry that I found a tick on a catfish!

08-24-2010, 06:47 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	It's so hot that... ..The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. ..The trees are whistling for the dogs. ..The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ..Hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink. ..You can make sun tea instantly. ..You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. ..The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly. ..You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. ..You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. ..You actually burn your hand opening the car door. ..You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. ..Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" ..You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. ..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-24-2010, 06:56 AM	#2
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08-24-2010, 07:36 PM	#14
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