Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by shilala

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.
I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround.

Nose trimmer only?
You mean you don't need tweezers yet for those "external" nasal hairs?
How about the ones in the ear? Wife trims those when I get a haircut.