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Old 03-12-2009, 09:25 AM   #1
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Global Facts at the Moment

FACT 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now.

FACT 58,000,000 people are kissing right now.

FACT 37,000,000 people are relaxing after having sex right now.

FACT 1 person is reading this post right now.


Hang in there cupcake.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:34 AM   #2
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:38 AM   #3
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Jerk!
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:53 AM   #4
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:54 AM   #5
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:29 AM   #6
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lol good one
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:49 AM   #7
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
because you used more than one word to reply
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:17 PM   #8
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
We can tell when you type with one hand...
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:27 PM   #9
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I was online buying a wallet
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:42 PM   #10
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We can tell when you type with one hand...
hmmm speech to text maybe...oops I think I gave away his secret!
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:08 PM   #11
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Doh! You got me.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:01 PM   #12
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But still funny.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:03 PM   #13
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lucky basterd geting there end away my bird has got me in the dog house at the mo
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