An IRS inspector walks into a Synagogue...

md4958 · 03-17-2009, 06:28 AM

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a Synagogue

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice
you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi."We save them up and send them back to the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles..."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer that he could not inspect. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, now realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with unanswerable questions. "We collect them and send them back
to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of
bread-wafers."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on,"what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the
foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us
a complete dick."

taltos · 03-17-2009, 07:25 AM

Excellent.

Scottw · 03-17-2009, 07:26 AM

excellent!

Mugen910 · 03-17-2009, 07:57 AM

03-17-2009, 08:30 AM

bread wafers??

um.....

MikeyC · 03-17-2009, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

bread wafers??

um.....

I'm not aware of synagogues using bread-wafers. I'm sure the joke would have been much funnier to me if I hadn't been bewildered by the bread wafers part.

WildBlueSooner · 03-17-2009, 09:15 AM

I looked past the bread wafers part! Hilarious!

Emjaysmash · 03-17-2009, 09:19 AM

haha. great joke.
as for the bread wafers...take that out and put "matzah" in, then re-read. it makes more sense.

Nabinger16 · 03-17-2009, 09:21 AM

That's funny!

Whee · 03-17-2009, 12:11 PM

G G · 03-18-2009, 02:53 PM

Good un.

marge796 · 03-18-2009, 02:59 PM

RAOFLMAO X 2

CBI_2 · 03-18-2009, 06:03 PM

03-17-2009, 06:28 AM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	An IRS inspector walks into a Synagogue... At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi."We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles..." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer that he could not inspect. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, now realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with unanswerable questions. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on,"what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick." __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

03-17-2009, 07:25 AM	#2
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