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Old 03-03-2011, 05:22 AM   #1
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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Old 03-03-2011, 06:23 AM   #2
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Old 03-03-2011, 09:19 AM   #3
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Default Re: The Blind guy

Is there a way to ban people or jokes from the joke section?

That was awful... :-D
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:02 AM   #4
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Is there a way to ban people or jokes from the joke section?

That was awful... :-D
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:03 AM   #5
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Is there a way to ban people or jokes from the joke section?

That was awful... :-D
I have a million more
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:48 PM   #6
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:12 PM   #7
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No you didn't...hahah
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:51 PM   #8
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YEA
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