a nun, a preist and a monkey walk into a bar...

cigarusmaximus · 03-03-2011, 07:28 PM

... the bar tender looks down at the group and says, "What is this, a joke?

cigarusmaximus · 03-03-2011, 07:36 PM

i before e, except after c bahaha...I think that was funnier than the joke

move it along folks, nothing to see here ...

Brutus2600 · 03-03-2011, 07:53 PM

Lol...I liked it

HollywoodQue · 03-03-2011, 08:32 PM

I rode on the yellow bus, I didn't get it...sorry

cigarusmaximus · 03-03-2011, 08:56 PM

I'll make it up to you...

Jack arrives at his doctor's office for his yearly physical. He walks up to the counter and announces his arrival.
The nurse welcomes him to sit down in the waiting room. Shortly after, she says, "Jack, sorry to say, but your regular doctor retired several months ago so we've transfered your records to Dr. Smith".
Not wanting to waste any time, Jack replies, "ok, no problem".

15 minutes later Jack is waiting patiently in one of the examining rooms, when what walks in? a STUNNING, twenty somthing young LADY, Dr. Smith.

They exchange hellos and Dr. Smith begins her examination.
A short while later, Dr. Smith pauses, looks at Jack and says, "Jack, there are a couple things we need to discuss. The first thing is, I want you to stop masturbating".

Confused, Jack replies, "Why?"

"....because I'm trying to examine you"

Skywalker · 03-04-2011, 08:15 AM

That second one is much better!!!

03-03-2011, 07:28 PM	#1
cigarusmaximus Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 100 Trading: (2)	a nun, a priest and a monkey walk into a bar... ... the bar tender looks down at the group and says, "What is this, a joke? __________________ Canadian...eh! Last edited by cigarusmaximus; 03-03-2011 at 07:35 PM.

03-03-2011, 07:36 PM	#2
cigarusmaximus Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 100 Trading: (2)	Re: a nun, a preist and a monkey walk into a bar... i before e, except after c bahaha...I think that was funnier than the joke move it along folks, nothing to see here ... __________________ Canadian...eh!

03-03-2011, 07:53 PM	#3
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: a nun, a preist and a monkey walk into a bar... Lol...I liked it __________________ www.halfwheel.com \| news+reviews You can also follow me on Twitter @brutus2600

03-03-2011, 08:32 PM	#4
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,120 Trading: (46)	Re: a nun, a preist and a monkey walk into a bar... I rode on the yellow bus, I didn't get it...sorry

03-03-2011, 08:56 PM	#5
cigarusmaximus Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 100 Trading: (2)	Jack's yearly physical... I'll make it up to you... Jack arrives at his doctor's office for his yearly physical. He walks up to the counter and announces his arrival. The nurse welcomes him to sit down in the waiting room. Shortly after, she says, "Jack, sorry to say, but your regular doctor retired several months ago so we've transfered your records to Dr. Smith". Not wanting to waste any time, Jack replies, "ok, no problem". 15 minutes later Jack is waiting patiently in one of the examining rooms, when what walks in? a STUNNING, twenty somthing young LADY, Dr. Smith. They exchange hellos and Dr. Smith begins her examination. A short while later, Dr. Smith pauses, looks at Jack and says, "Jack, there are a couple things we need to discuss. The first thing is, I want you to stop masturbating". Confused, Jack replies, "Why?" "....because I'm trying to examine you" __________________ Canadian...eh! Last edited by cigarusmaximus; 03-03-2011 at 09:07 PM.

03-04-2011, 08:15 AM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: a nun, a preist and a monkey walk into a bar... That second one is much better!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!