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			 Yes I am a Pirate 
			
			
			
				
			
 
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			A blonde calls up her best friend, a brunette.  "I can't put a jigsaw puzzle together, and I've been trying for weeks", she cries.  "Could you please come over and help me before I go crazy?"   "I'll be right over", the brunette says.   When she gets to the blonde's house, the blonde takes her over the the dining room table.  "It's supposed to be a rooster, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit together.  Tell me what to do!"    "Well," says the brunette, "you can start by putting the corn flakes back in the box." 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.  | 
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			Hadn't heard this one before... nice...  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Literally, for me.  I recently heard it as a "senior citizen" joke.    
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I ain't a blonde, but I do resemble the latter.  
		
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	Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.  | 
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			 Heads up get down 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			Join Date: Oct 2010 
    First Name: Clayton
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			A brunette woman and a blond woman was in an elevator checking out a dude. When he got off on his floor, the blond said, "Cute!" the brunette replied, "He needs Head and Shoulders." to which the blond, looking confused asked, "How do you give 'shoulders'?"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.  | 
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