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Old 09-11-2014, 01:24 PM   #1
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I saw it on Reddit. Funniest comments:

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[–]anakinash: What the heck are they actually talking about ?

[–]castevens: The iPhone 6 Plus will have a 5.5 inch (measured diagonally) screen

[–]_vargas_: So they're calling it "6 plus" but it's really only 5.5? Way to steal a page out of my playbook, Apple.
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that is so far out of bounds
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I guess she has a large pocketbook and frequently loses things in it.
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It's not the size of the screen but the power of the processor.
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It's not the size of the screen but the power of the processor.
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It's not the size of the screen but the power of the processor.
That sounds like something that someone with a small screen would say.
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That sounds like something that someone with a small screen would say.
c'mon! It was cold that day. Everyone had a small screen size. TMSAISTI
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That sounds like something that someone with a small screen would say.
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C'mon, Thomas, I was expecting better than that My Friend!
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I was expecting better than that My Friend!
So, we're back to Kelly's original thoughts then?!?
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So, we're back to Kelly's original thoughts then?!?
I see what you did there!
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C'mon, Thomas, I was expecting better than that My Friend!
What, it's too short for you? Don't be a hog!
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Perhaps I can be a drunken monkey instead?

So now we are going full circle and back to bananas ?

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if you don't have a service provider, size of the screen is irrelevant
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