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Old 07-14-2021, 07:48 AM   #1
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A co-worker called in this morning and said he had accidentally drank invisible ink last night. He's at the hospital this morning waiting to be seen.





























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Old 07-14-2021, 07:53 AM   #2
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saw that one coming.
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Old 07-20-2021, 08:46 AM   #4
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We visited the local hospital Friday, first at 4:00pm, saw a guy sitting in the parking lot by his truck with a dog. Went back at 8:00pm, still there, talked to him. He and a crew had been working a construction site about ten miles out of town. One of the other workers cut his hand bad on a saw, they didn’t know the area at all, but someone directed them to our little local hospital,,His friend was in surgery getting worked on, and he was just waiting there with his ffriend’s dog. Friend came out, they saved his hand, three fingers all bandaged. He was so pleased to see his dog.
Now that is a friend indeed, isn’t it?k
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