Things I wonder about...

MajorCaptSilly · 10-20-2010, 06:24 PM

Why can't I have my cake & eat it too?

How do birds spell birds?

Can an eardrum be replaced with an earxylophone?

If I put brake fluid in my gas tank and gas in the brake lines, do I need to switch pedals?

Did Larry Storch ever wake up thinking he was Andrew Jackson?

How many songs need to be in a play to call it a musical?

Is there a sharpener made for pointless conversation?

MCS

Skywalker · 10-20-2010, 06:27 PM

LostAbbott · 10-20-2010, 06:28 PM

Because once you eat it, you no longer "have" it.

With their beaks.... duh...

No but you can use an eaysymbol

and cars.

Nope but he though he was Barbra Walters once... Long story...

14 no more no less

Yeah they called it a walkman now it is an ipod.

icehog3 · 10-20-2010, 07:31 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

LostAbbott · 10-20-2010, 08:06 PM

Because I am tall and those damn birds think I am and Ent.

GKitty · 10-21-2010, 11:03 AM

Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?

yourchoice · 10-21-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

I refuse to answer this question for it could seem...uh... self-incriminating......not that there's anything wrong with that.

poker · 10-21-2010, 11:10 AM

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

GKitty · 10-21-2010, 11:14 AM

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

kugie · 10-21-2010, 11:21 AM

Do crowded elevators smell differently to midgets?

Mugen910 · 10-21-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by kugie

Do crowded elevators smell differently to midgets?

poker · 10-21-2010, 11:25 AM

Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?

GKitty · 10-21-2010, 11:25 AM

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

poker · 10-21-2010, 11:40 AM

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

markem · 10-22-2010, 06:44 PM

I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?

SvilleKid · 10-22-2010, 07:08 PM

If one plus one equal two,
and a bowling ball has three holes,
How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?

icehog3 · 10-22-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid

If one plus one equal two,
and a bowling ball has three holes,
How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?

14 monkeys.

icehog3 · 10-22-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by poker

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

I put in a call to Charlton Heston, Kelly. His secretary said either he or Dr. Zaius would get back to me.

icehog3 · 10-22-2010, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?

No, but you can lollygag in a pedophile zone.

Beklage · 10-22-2010, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

No, but you can lollygag in a pedophile zone.

Sig line material.

10-20-2010, 06:24 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Things I wonder about... Why can't I have my cake & eat it too? How do birds spell birds? Can an eardrum be replaced with an earxylophone? If I put brake fluid in my gas tank and gas in the brake lines, do I need to switch pedals? Did Larry Storch ever wake up thinking he was Andrew Jackson? How many songs need to be in a play to call it a musical? Is there a sharpener made for pointless conversation? MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

10-20-2010, 06:27 PM	#2
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10-20-2010, 06:28 PM	#3
LostAbbott Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Mychal Location: Seattle Posts: 1,165 Trading: (23)	Re: Things I wonder about... Because once you eat it, you no longer "have" it. With their beaks.... duh... No but you can use an eaysymbol and cars. Nope but he though he was Barbra Walters once... Long story... 14 no more no less Yeah they called it a walkman now it is an ipod. __________________ Damn I got a lot of smokes I need to try.

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10-20-2010, 08:06 PM	#5
LostAbbott Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Mychal Location: Seattle Posts: 1,165 Trading: (23)	Re: Things I wonder about... Because I am tall and those damn birds think I am and Ent. __________________ Damn I got a lot of smokes I need to try.

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10-21-2010, 11:40 AM	#14
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10-22-2010, 06:44 PM	#15
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