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Old 10-22-2010, 06:44 PM   #1
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I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?
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Old 10-22-2010, 07:08 PM   #2
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If one plus one equal two,
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How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
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Old 10-22-2010, 07:29 PM   #3
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If one plus one equal two,
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How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
14 monkeys.
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Old 10-22-2010, 07:31 PM   #4
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I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?
No, but you can lollygag in a pedophile zone.
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Old 10-22-2010, 07:50 PM   #5
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No, but you can lollygag in a pedophile zone.
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