WTF is wrong with people?

Originally Posted by icehog3

I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.

I used to joke around like this a lot, until I got married. Now I only tell these kind of things to my invisible friends.

[galaga]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

I used to joke around like this a lot, until I got married. Now I only tell these kind of things to my invisible friends.

We are Tom's invisible friends.......

Never had someone actually take a cigar out of my mouth. Funny thing, my run-in was at a casino, with a complaining cigarette smoker. Some people have a lot of nerve...

[massphatness]

Originally Posted by galaga

We are Tom's invisible friends.......

I cannot stop "hearing" Rick's post in Fight Club narrator voice:

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

[gorob23]

Originally Posted by galaga

Never had someone actually take a cigar out of my mouth.

Your kidding Mr. nee does it to me all the time. The laugh and throws them away

Rob

[CigarNut]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

I used to joke around like this a lot, until I got married. Now I only tell these kind of things to my invisible friends.

What makes you think Tom is joking?

[LasciviousXXX]

Originally Posted by CigarNut

What makes you think Tom is joking?

Not directed at you, more a general statement... I believe Tom was being ironic in the fact that some of the responses in this thread are a little over the top.

While its upsetting for an unknown person to have destroyed your cigar in that manner, IMO, it is never an acceptable thing to strike a woman no matter how much a cigar is worth or how wrong her actions may be.

A big

[yourchoice]

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

Not directed at you, more a general statement... I believe Tom was being ironic in the fact that some of the responses in this thread are a little over the top.

While its upsetting for an unknown person to have destroyed your cigar in that manner, IMO, it is never an acceptable thing to strike a woman no matter how much a cigar is worth or how wrong her actions may be.

A big

You're obviously right about Tom's reply, Tyr (I hope! )...and I agree with everything else you said. I may have accidently spritzed her shoes though.