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Life is for living
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Man 1: Because in a 747, the pilot's up top, and the first class cabin's in the nose, so no one would walk through. But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin. And the first class flight attendant... Man 2: I bought the airline. (I see my attempt to get a scary movie-themed string of quotes going the week of Halloween went over like a turd in a punch bowl.)
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I'm scared of Neil.
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"Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes"
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GO VOLS!
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![]() Blazing Saddles. Side note, Slim Pickens might be the best name ever. Actor 1: "Hey Blinkin." Actor 2: "Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?" Actor 1: "No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln', I said 'Hey Blinkin.' Hold the reins, man." |
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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1. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar. 2: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any. 1: No children? 2: No elephant books.
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Article 4 Free Inhabitant
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Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R. Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two. Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant. Fletch Quote:
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Yes I am a Pirate
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This is the current quote to be guessed.
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Life is for living
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"This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, 'Danny you're a young man, don't do it!'"
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