I need girl help please!

[kugie]

I'll put the seat down if she puts it up.
It's a two way street

[Starscream]

Originally Posted by csbrewfisher

Whatever you did, apologize.

Whatever you didn't do but she thinks you did, apologize.

Originally Posted by JaKaacH

World's shortest fairytale:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked really expensive cigars in the house and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Sounds like a perfect world!